An unexpected surprise

I was reading through journals and suddenly realized that monday is a holiday, and I don't have to work! Whoo-hoo. I have a bad habit of completely spacing out holidays and coming to work. I make my own schedule, so there's no one to remind me. I usually don't figure it out until I realize that no one is returning my calls.

I'm trying to decide on "D". So far it is a toss up between "Drunk", Dope Sniffin' Dog", and "Dorkus Malorkus". Stay tuned.