Ten things to do on an elevator

1. When there’s only one person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. When they correct you, start crying.
4. Drop a pen and wait until someone picks it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
5. Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
6. Ask, “Did you feel that?”
7. When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s ok, don’t panic. They open up again.”
8. Call out, ‘Group hug!”, then enforce it.
9. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
10. Announce, “I have new socks on!”

Bonus for hospital employees:

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Say, "Hmmm" and look puzzled.


I don't know who wrote this. I found it under my desk the other day.