Call me Al

[zyzyly]

I think I'll go shopping this afternoon for coffee spoons, of a size sufficient to measure out my life.

Comments

[asqmh.livejournal.com]

You're gonna need a heck of a lot of very large spoons. They'd be far superior for the task of shoveling canyons or spackeling monoliths rather than stirring coffee. At least in my estimation. And I'm very good at that sort of thing. ^_~

[niyabinghi.livejournal.com]

can't i call you harry?

[yechezkiel.livejournal.com]

Been a long time, Mr. P.

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

speaking of michelangelo...

[sistermeg.livejournal.com]

Will you wear the bottoms of your trousers rolled?

[kitsune22.livejournal.com]

After the taking of teas, and cakes, and ices.

[worldcomrade.livejournal.com]

Eat the peach. They're good for you.

[imgomez.livejournal.com]

Would you care to try a side of scuttling claws with your order?

[detroitfather.livejournal.com]

Wait ... is that a mermaid I hear calling?

[peregrinus236.livejournal.com]

Everyone seems to have come up with the good lines. So I'll just wish you happy shopping before the taking of a toast and tea.