Sausage battery

I am so surprised that there has not been more lj chatter about this whole bizarre sausage thing--you know, the story about how the baseball player took out the Italian sausage with a swing of his bat during the sausage race?

The most interesting aspect of this for me is what went on with the other three sausages, particularly the bratwurst. The poor hot Dog got tripped up by the Italian sausage and fell too. When asked if she was planning to sue, Ms. hot dog left her options open.

The Polish sausage stopped to help.

The Bratwurst looked back briefly and kept running. What does that tell you?

Supernumerary digit

"Six-finger, six-finger, man alive!
How did I ever get along with five?"