Sausage battery
Jul. 11th, 2003 06:05 pmI am so surprised that there has not been more lj chatter about this whole bizarre sausage thing--you know, the story about how the baseball player took out the Italian sausage with a swing of his bat during the sausage race?
The most interesting aspect of this for me is what went on with the other three sausages, particularly the bratwurst. The poor hot Dog got tripped up by the Italian sausage and fell too. When asked if she was planning to sue, Ms. hot dog left her options open.
The Polish sausage stopped to help.
The Bratwurst looked back briefly and kept running. What does that tell you?
The most interesting aspect of this for me is what went on with the other three sausages, particularly the bratwurst. The poor hot Dog got tripped up by the Italian sausage and fell too. When asked if she was planning to sue, Ms. hot dog left her options open.
The Polish sausage stopped to help.
The Bratwurst looked back briefly and kept running. What does that tell you?
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Date: 2003-07-11 09:52 pm (UTC)lord of the (pop) flies
Date: 2003-07-11 07:31 pm (UTC)Yeah, no harm done. By sheer luck.
Way back when, we moved to a small Southern town. A thing called "broomin'" was a local redneck (junior division) sport -- roaring down the back roads to lean out of the car window and "whack a n*****" with a broom. I couldn't believe that s**t. I had forgotten about it until I saw this guy swinging the bat on the "hot dog."
What is it that that invites, like a reflex, an act of violence against a dehumanized person? - in this case merely an unknown individual in a caricature outfit.
Re: lord of the (pop) flies
Date: 2003-07-11 09:57 pm (UTC)If I were baseball commisioner, I'd ban him for life.
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Date: 2003-07-11 08:33 pm (UTC)Twisted priorities
Date: 2003-07-11 10:19 pm (UTC)I happen to know that every single one of them was a salted.
Re: Twisted priorities
Date: 2003-07-11 11:48 pm (UTC)