By the dawn's early light

Zager and Evans Meme

(From chaptal)

25 things I have not done:

1) Taken a train across Canada
2) Bought a Porsche
3) Drank a Zima
4) Been scuba diving
5) Driven a semi
6) Joined the “mile high club”
7) Been to Disney World
8) Been to New York City
9) Fathered a child
10) Gotten divorced
11) Sang in a Karaoke bar
12) Skydived
13) Owned my own business
14) Tried to push over one of the big heads on Easter Island
15) Cut the soles off my shoes, climbed a tree and learned to play the flute
16) Seen the Grateful Dead
17) Made amends for everything I’ve done to harm others
18) Owned a live pig
19) Eaten fish eyes
20) Cheated on my wife
21) Changed the oil in my car
22) Learned Latin
23) Been to the Philippines
24) Plowed a field
25) Written a letter to a celebrity

Things I have done:

1) Delivered a baby
2) Saw the Pope
3) Swim in the waters of Tahiti
4) Knocked the door handles off my mom’s car
5) Purchased a home
6) Been on the news
7) Had my breath taken away by something beautiful
8) Spent time in a recovery house
9) Eaten “chocolate meat”
10) Been arrested (see#11)
11) Streaked
12) Lived in Germany
13) Received $1000 for an essay I wrote
14) Danced at my wedding
15) Heard bad news standing up
16) Had espresso in a café in Italy on a warm fall evening
17) Played a pirate in a school play
18) Talked to Ed Asner on the phone
19) Found an old friend via the internet
20) Experienced what my wedding vows really meant
21) Walked over a lava field
22) Attended the World Series
23) Been a thurifer
24) Some things I had previously vowed never to do
25) Loved and been loved in return