Zager and Evans Meme
Aug. 18th, 2003 08:19 am(From
chaptal)
25 things I have not done:
1) Taken a train across Canada
2) Bought a Porsche
3) Drank a Zima
4) Been scuba diving
5) Driven a semi
6) Joined the “mile high club”
7) Been to Disney World
8) Been to New York City
9) Fathered a child
10) Gotten divorced
11) Sang in a Karaoke bar
12) Skydived
13) Owned my own business
14) Tried to push over one of the big heads on Easter Island
15) Cut the soles off my shoes, climbed a tree and learned to play the flute
16) Seen the Grateful Dead
17) Made amends for everything I’ve done to harm others
18) Owned a live pig
19) Eaten fish eyes
20) Cheated on my wife
21) Changed the oil in my car
22) Learned Latin
23) Been to the Philippines
24) Plowed a field
25) Written a letter to a celebrity
Things I have done:
1) Delivered a baby
2) Saw the Pope
3) Swim in the waters of Tahiti
4) Knocked the door handles off my mom’s car
5) Purchased a home
6) Been on the news
7) Had my breath taken away by something beautiful
8) Spent time in a recovery house
9) Eaten “chocolate meat”
10) Been arrested (see#11)
11) Streaked
12) Lived in Germany
13) Received $1000 for an essay I wrote
14) Danced at my wedding
15) Heard bad news standing up
16) Had espresso in a café in Italy on a warm fall evening
17) Played a pirate in a school play
18) Talked to Ed Asner on the phone
19) Found an old friend via the internet
20) Experienced what my wedding vows really meant
21) Walked over a lava field
22) Attended the World Series
23) Been a thurifer
24) Some things I had previously vowed never to do
25) Loved and been loved in return
25 things I have not done:
1) Taken a train across Canada
2) Bought a Porsche
3) Drank a Zima
4) Been scuba diving
5) Driven a semi
6) Joined the “mile high club”
7) Been to Disney World
8) Been to New York City
9) Fathered a child
10) Gotten divorced
11) Sang in a Karaoke bar
12) Skydived
13) Owned my own business
14) Tried to push over one of the big heads on Easter Island
15) Cut the soles off my shoes, climbed a tree and learned to play the flute
16) Seen the Grateful Dead
17) Made amends for everything I’ve done to harm others
18) Owned a live pig
19) Eaten fish eyes
20) Cheated on my wife
21) Changed the oil in my car
22) Learned Latin
23) Been to the Philippines
24) Plowed a field
25) Written a letter to a celebrity
Things I have done:
1) Delivered a baby
2) Saw the Pope
3) Swim in the waters of Tahiti
4) Knocked the door handles off my mom’s car
5) Purchased a home
6) Been on the news
7) Had my breath taken away by something beautiful
8) Spent time in a recovery house
9) Eaten “chocolate meat”
10) Been arrested (see#11)
11) Streaked
12) Lived in Germany
13) Received $1000 for an essay I wrote
14) Danced at my wedding
15) Heard bad news standing up
16) Had espresso in a café in Italy on a warm fall evening
17) Played a pirate in a school play
18) Talked to Ed Asner on the phone
19) Found an old friend via the internet
20) Experienced what my wedding vows really meant
21) Walked over a lava field
22) Attended the World Series
23) Been a thurifer
24) Some things I had previously vowed never to do
25) Loved and been loved in return
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Date: 2003-08-18 08:43 am (UTC)???
i'm almost afraid to know.
Chocolate meat
Date: 2003-08-18 08:45 am (UTC)Re: Chocolate meat
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Date: 2003-08-18 10:03 am (UTC)Comments on "things you haven't done" :)
Date: 2003-08-18 09:38 am (UTC)2. Overrated.
3. Yuck. NO.
4. Meh.
5. Why?
6. Might be considered a "suspicious activity" by flight crew. Better not.
7. Disney sucks. No.
8. Ill-tempered crowds and smog, yippee! Why not?
9. It's more fun practicing.
10. Expensive and annoying- unless you really need to.
11. Fun! Just make sure you're good and drunk.
12. Can be a thrill if you're into that sort of thing.
13. Major. Excedrin. Headache. Read my hubby's journal for details.
14. You could achieve similar results by shaking a vending machine. In other words- bad idea.
15. I'm sorry...? Where did you say you buy your crack?
16. Go to a Phish concert. Close enough.
17. Impossible- you'll drive yourself crazy trying. Find solace in the fact that ain't nobody else is gonna to make amends to *you*, either. That evens out the karma.
18. See #15.
19. Why not just stick your finger down your throat now and eliminate a step?
20. Cheaters never prosper (or so I've heard...)
21. Overrated + ruins your clothes.
22. Unless you're a doctor or lawyer, you probably won't miss it much.
23. Me neither, but I've heard it's an interesting place to visit.
24. You're not a mule, so it's OK not to have that skill on your resume.
25. You *should*! With email it's so easy. Sometimes they even write back, and that's always cool...
Thurifer
Date: 2003-08-18 01:46 pm (UTC)I'm up for number 14. What do you think the fine is if you get caught?
Re: Thurifer
Date: 2003-08-18 01:58 pm (UTC)As far as # 14, I say let's find out!
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Date: 2003-08-18 02:59 pm (UTC)oooo
Date: 2003-08-18 06:56 pm (UTC)Re: oooo
Date: 2003-08-18 07:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-18 07:59 pm (UTC)you've delivered a baby? that's awesome!
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Date: 2003-08-18 08:01 pm (UTC)catch in throat
Date: 2003-08-18 08:01 pm (UTC)Suzy
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Date: 2003-08-21 05:35 am (UTC)Firesign Theater
Date: 2003-08-22 04:56 am (UTC)-----trout
Re: Firesign Theater
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