March 28--all that's missing is a pair of rare spectacled bears

Ok, here's what happened.

After the pirate killed the pigs,
he went for the king cake baby.

He didn't see the plastic frog
(who lives under the cable modem),
but the plastic frog saw him.

When the pirate stabbed at the king cake baby,
the plastic frog jumped out from beneath the cable modem
(where it's dark),
knocked the pirate off his foot
(he has a peg leg--the pirate, that is--not the frog or the baby)
and pinned him
in one of those fancy mexican wrestling holds.

As soon as he saw the frog make his move,
the friendly monster
(that I found on my walk the other day)
emerged from the shadows
and pulled the king cake baby out of harm's way.

That's when the pigs returned from the dead.