Plan 9 From Outer Space
Jan. 21st, 2003 07:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zyzylyPlan A:
Get up at 5:15. Race my wife to see who gets to the shower first. Rush to get ready and leave at 6. Arrive at work in time to say hi to the night shift and get some work done until the class I am supposed to audit at 9:30. Spend most of the day stressing about how there is never enough time in the day.
Plan B:
When alarm goes off, nudge wife and turn off alarm. Sleep until wife leaves at 6:15. Sleep some more and dream about saying hi to the night shift. Get up at 6:45 and decide not to go in until 9, completely blowing off the class. Look in mirror and regard face covered in lipstick kisses. Make tater tots and coffee, and relax.
Guess which plan I chose?
Get up at 5:15. Race my wife to see who gets to the shower first. Rush to get ready and leave at 6. Arrive at work in time to say hi to the night shift and get some work done until the class I am supposed to audit at 9:30. Spend most of the day stressing about how there is never enough time in the day.
Plan B:
When alarm goes off, nudge wife and turn off alarm. Sleep until wife leaves at 6:15. Sleep some more and dream about saying hi to the night shift. Get up at 6:45 and decide not to go in until 9, completely blowing off the class. Look in mirror and regard face covered in lipstick kisses. Make tater tots and coffee, and relax.
Guess which plan I chose?
