A few things having nothing to do with hospitals

[zyzyly]

As I've been sitting around a lot, I have found that there are a few questions that keep popping up in my mind. Feel free to provide the answers if you are so inclined.

1. What is "The Breakthrough Collaborative"?

2. Whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?

3. What's the deal with all the prisoners on Guantanamo? Are we just going to hold them there forever?

4. Who is the lonliest monk?

5. Why do people eat those sour Tangerine Altoids?

6. Why does the cat always barf on my wife's car and not on mine?

7. Wouldn't it just beat all if "W" won the Nobel Peace Prize for "the roadmap?"

8. Why am I the greatest uncle ever?

Comments

[amicablebitch.livejournal.com]

8. Why am I the greatest uncle ever?

possibly because you don't have kids.

my aunt who doesn't have kids is quite possibly the greatest aunt ever. and i think that might be why. you can lavish love and praise on other children, and you don't have to save any for your own.

is this a stupid answer?

[myasma.livejournal.com]

That is probably a very good point. I had never considered that. I also don't have to deal with the consequences.

But the real reason is because my four year old nephew asked me why his grandpa was wearing an eye patch (he had cataract surgery), and I told him the doctor took his eye out to fix it and would put it back in tomorrow. He just thought that was so cool!

eye removal. wow.

[amicablebitch.livejournal.com]

that also is a really good reason.

[bigpancakes.livejournal.com]

Osama bin Laden is living in Argentina with Hitler and Elvis.

The prisoners at Camp X-ray at Gunatanamo Bay will all be freed if W wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Also, if W wins, he will be invited to a party for all past peace prize laureates, where Archbishop Tutu will throw nonviolence out the window and smack W upside the head.

[myasma.livejournal.com]

I pictured Tutu saying, "I will be beating you upside of your head now, Mr. President."

[bigpancakes.livejournal.com]

Yes, and it will be a radically inclusive beating.