It's absolutely true

[zyzyly]

As told by a filipino nun who has the gift of healing, regarding a man who came to her with multiple problems, at the healing service we attended last night:

"And so I put my hand near his puit (butt), not on it--near it (laughs). And I said, 'Hemmorhoid--in the name of Jesus, I command you to go back inside this man's butt!'"

Comments

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Do you ever think we'll see a book title called, "Faith and the Hemmorhoid"?

[myasma.livejournal.com]

In one of the old testament books, there is a story about a war between the Israelites and some other group of people. The reason for the war was a dispute over the ownership of the "three golden hemmorhoids".

You should have seen this nun! She was just having the greatest time telling her hemmorhoid story. She even used a rolled up kleenex as a visual aid.

[bigpancakes.livejournal.com]

Actually, there were five golden hemorrhoids, and they were a guilt offering by the Philistines offered to Israel for stealing the Ark of the Covenant.

[myasma.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I thought the Philistines were involved. I keep meaning to ask our OT professor about this.

[zhenzhi.livejournal.com]

LOL!!
but if it is absolutely true and she heals i'm not laughing at all.

[myasma.livejournal.com]

Yeah. We've been to a couple of these things, and I have a hard time swallowing it, but this one--I want to believe it works.