Ha-ha! Joke's on me!!

[zyzyly]

One of my co-workers came into the office and asked why I was still here. I told her I was waiting to hear from my boss that the state inspector was done, and she tells me, "What are you talking about? They left 45 minutes ago!"

I'm such a schmuck.

Comments

[zhenzhi.livejournal.com]

lol!!
seriously though, being a schmuck means you respect other people right?

[myasma.livejournal.com]

I like the way you see it!

Is Myasma a schmuck? Yuck!!

[saintgeorge.livejournal.com]

Although I do not not speak Yiddish, I understand that a schmuck is a term only slightly less objectionable than the word "putz". Both terms refer to the male genitalia. Please do yourself and everyone else a favour and ditch the self-condemnation.

I think it would far better for you describe yourself as a dreamer or as a space case.

Explanatory comment to the above comment

[saintgeorge.livejournal.com]

I apologize if you find my expression a bit strong. However I think you should bear in mind Who you are addressing when you call yourself by an insulting term. Would you say such a thing of yourself in the Presence of the Lord, your Creator?