A few things having nothing to do with hospitals

As I've been sitting around a lot, I have found that there are a few questions that keep popping up in my mind. Feel free to provide the answers if you are so inclined.

1. What is "The Breakthrough Collaborative"?

2. Whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?

3. What's the deal with all the prisoners on Guantanamo? Are we just going to hold them there forever?

4. Who is the lonliest monk?

5. Why do people eat those sour Tangerine Altoids?

6. Why does the cat always barf on my wife's car and not on mine?

7. Wouldn't it just beat all if "W" won the Nobel Peace Prize for "the roadmap?"

8. Why am I the greatest uncle ever?